But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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