So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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