; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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