last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
