At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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