i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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