So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
