maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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