The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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