Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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