I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
