She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Randomize
