It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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