I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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