I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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