honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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