me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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