So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The Olympian is in my bed
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
