It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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