He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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