I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
