There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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