Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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