I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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