And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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