The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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