yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
a search helicopter?!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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