Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm both gender and math confused
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