i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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