Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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