So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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