shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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