? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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