People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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