I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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