I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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