Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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