Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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