then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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