We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You almost got us killed.
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