He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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