Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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