me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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