He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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