Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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