69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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