spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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