You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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