somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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