Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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