Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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